You know what the most amazing Christmas present ever would be? A custom song. Yes. YES!

This Christmas why not hire The Impossible Girl to write a song for you or your friend or your aunt Lucy or your favorite teacher or your nemesis? Yes! You totally want a song about your nemesis. A group of you could all pitch in to get a song for one person you all love. You can also give this song to someone as a gift certificate to be redeemed after Christmas at their leisure.

I write songs for and about people. Or about dogs, or teddy bears, or unicorns, or crime scene investigators who hate CSI shows, in exchange for dollars.

Custom songs start at $250 and can go up from there depending on complexity, number of instruments used, and emotional impact (memorial songs take a lot out of me so I need more $ for whiskey and chocolate.) TO make things simple I have two categories of song: regular and complex (which includes multiple instruments, sad subjects, etc…) You can choose from guitar (acoustic or electric,) piano, ukulele, accordion, percussion, and/or synthesizer. Or you can leave it up to me.

Order by Dec. 18th and I guarantee a Christmas delivery of an mp3 or .WAV file to your email inbox. I’ll only be writing 5 songs so get in on it.

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My songs tend to be short and can range from moody pop, to swinging country, to murder ballads, and a whole bunch of stuff in between and to the side. It is also worth noting that these songs are for personal use only – you can share them as much as you want with friends, but they are not intended to be used for commercial use, soundtracks, theme songs etc…

Here is a handy playlist of songs I have written for amazing people who have given me much needed dollars so I could eat and make art.

Come on, be a Christmas hero!

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Contact me if you have questions: kim -at- kimboekbinder.com

I also have all kinds of lovely things on my music page: limited edition art prints, vinyl records, CDs, and t-shirts http://music.kimboekbinder.com